You thought hot girl summer was all about splitting your time between rooftop bar happy hours, numerous f*ckboys, and occasionally breaking a sweat against your will. And it totally is. However, there also happen to be some granola-eating hippies out there that think summer represents becoming one with nature and going on hikes?! And the worst part is that some of your friends identify with these freaks! The horror! Last you checked, you didn't sign up for this Kumbaya sh*t. However, you're a team player, so you're willing to go on one hike. But that's it. You know your limits, and you can't handle more than one. Alas, what if you don't make it through this one hike? Mercury seems to always be in retrograde, so you really never know what can go wrong when the stars are always out to get you. Not to worry, Cheezcake babes - we got you covered with top-notch tips to make it through that one hellish hike.